Things That I Haven't Done Wrong

A good list, she tells me that I should write one
I'll write all the things that I haven't done wrong
I've never skipped homework and went out to play
Or left my best friend when she told me to stay

I haven't eaten the food my dad saved for himself
Or hidden old gum on the bathroom top shelf
You may think I have but I'll tell you it's true
I've never ran wild on my Uncle's seadoo

I haven't ditched classes or say that i quit
When I promised to stay and play with my mitt
I've never broke something and say that I didn't
Or hit the ball out but lie just to win it

You may here some rumors but I'll tell you right here
I don't stare at myself in the school bathroom mirror
I don't make a big mess and then not clean it up
Well, I guess I did when my grown dog was a pup

There are lots of things, as you can see here
That I haven't done wrong and I think it's quite clear
I'm a pretty good person; you can't deny that
I'm awesome, I'm me, it's quite a great fact

So I'll say my goodbyes, tah tah and farewell
I hope you thought that my poem was quite swell
But don't cry and miss me, don't go and pout
Make a poem of your own, be you and speak out